hornythoughts:

And that’s why you need a roomy and open shower.

sexandporngif:


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sexandporngif:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

spectaculacular-sammy:

siren-calling-you:

blamenargles:

I’m pretty sure this has been on my blog like 12 different times but I will never not reblog this

I absolutely love this

the level of sass is astounding.

When someone asks me to do something right after I sit down.

weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

notouchyme:

u didn’t even try

wreckedteens:

Things I want to do: kiss you
Things I’m scared to do: kiss you